Thanks to the advent of  the wonder drug Viagra, any senior with a half decent ticker, and a willing partner can now enjoy a good boinkin whenever he feels the need.
Problem is, those little blue don’t come cheap. In fact some seniors have even resorted to returning to the work force in order to off set the cost of achieving a chubby.

It’s a moon-lit night and you’re alone with your best girl. Suddenly your eyes lock, and slowly, your lips move ever closer. Before you know it your mouths lock, and your  tongues begin furiously probing each others oral cavities. All of the sudden the passion-soaked moment comes to and abrupt end when you realize….Your bargain brand denture adhesive has failed you.

It’s a sunny spring day at the park. A sweet old lady is trying to coax a timid little squirrel over with a peanut. He slowly and cautiously makes his way towards her, all the while in complete awareness of his surroundings. Every muscle in his tiny body is tensed and ready for a hasty retreat just in case. Eventually the little granny gains his trust, and the little creature plucks the peanut from her hand. The little fellow then scampers up the nearest tree with his yummy treasure. Warms the heart doesn’t it?