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Compulsive behavior is not just for the young. In fact many seniors suffer from various forms of this frustrating and often debilitating condition including….

- Chronic Complaining
- Denture sucking
- repetitive story telling
- uncontrolled flatulence
- over observation of juvenile growth
(or myhowyou’vegrownitus)

The next time your elderly loved one pinches your cheek, or tells you the same boring story, they’ve told you a thousand times before, be patient and try to remember that it’s a condition of which they have no control over.