Loose dentures can create some very embarrasing situations. Especially when you’re out on a hot date… as depicted in this cartoon.

You need a denture adhesive with holding power. Don’t just trust the advertisments, do your own research. Buy a few different brands and  test them out one by one to see which one has the best holding power.

Here’s an sure-fire way to test your dentures.
Sitting in your wheel chair or scooter, hold firmly on to the arm rest or handle bars. Latch on to the first ass that walks by with your teeth. The subject should flee in pain and terror. If your teeth separate from the rest of your body, the denture cream used is no good. However, if you are taken on a wild ride behind the screaming subject, the denture cream is a keeper.

Working with the elderly is rewarding, but it does have it’s challenges. It takes a special kind of person to clean and change the bum of a 97 year old man. I don’t know how much a seniors care nurse makes, but whatever it is, it’s not enough.

Need a new hip but can’t afford hip replacement surgury? Now there’s a low cost alternative called Jiffy Hip!

No need to spend the grandchildren’s inheritance on a new hip when you refurbish your old hip at a fraction of the cost.

Jiffy Hip …We’ll screw you every time!

Compulsive behavior is not just for the young. In fact many seniors suffer from various forms of this frustrating and often debilitating condition including….

- Chronic Complaining
- Denture sucking
- repetitive story telling
- uncontrolled flatulence
- over observation of juvenile growth
(or myhowyou’vegrownitus)

The next time your elderly loved one pinches your cheek, or tells you the same boring story, they’ve told you a thousand times before, be patient and try to remember that it’s a condition of which they have no control over.