She’s too sexy for her shawl,
Too sexy for her shawl,
I hope she doesn’t fall!

Elderly women don’t buy bras. Well, maybe some do, but usually when a lady reaches a certain age, and the effects of gravity sets in, a bra just doesn’t do it anymore. Once they hit a certain age, most old ladies seek out alternate ways of supporting thier breasts. Like the grandma shopping with her grandaughter in this cartoon.

The best fruit hangs on the top branches, and only one of these thugs have the means of reaching that high. Yep, you guessed it, it’s the bird and he’s headin’ to San Quentin.