Cartoon Description: Grandma traumatizes baby grandson for life.

The ratio in a retirement home is 2 women for every man. It’s no wonder elderly ladies will often fight over the new guy.

She’s too sexy for her shawl,
Too sexy for her shawl,
I hope she doesn’t fall!

Elderly women don’t buy bras. Well, maybe some do, but usually when a lady reaches a certain age, and the effects of gravity sets in, a bra just doesn’t do it anymore. Once they hit a certain age, most old ladies seek out alternate ways of supporting thier breasts. Like the grandma shopping with her grandaughter in this cartoon.

The best fruit hangs on the top branches, and only one of these thugs have the means of reaching that high. Yep, you guessed it, it’s the bird and he’s headin’ to San Quentin.

Just because you’re old and wrinkly doesn’t mean you can’t be cool like the rebel grandma featured here.  From the bun on her head, down through her sexy gams… this is one cool senior.

It’s a sunny spring day at the park. A sweet old lady is trying to coax a timid little squirrel over with a peanut. He slowly and cautiously makes his way towards her, all the while in complete awareness of his surroundings. Every muscle in his tiny body is tensed and ready for a hasty retreat just in case. Eventually the little granny gains his trust, and the little creature plucks the peanut from her hand. The little fellow then scampers up the nearest tree with his yummy treasure. Warms the heart doesn’t it?