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Viagra habit on a fixed income

admin — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:09:10 +0000

Thanks to the advent of the wonder drug Viagra, any senior with a half decent ticker, and a willing partner can now enjoy a good boinkin whenever he feels the need.
Problem is, those little blue don’t come cheap. In fact some seniors have even resorted to returning to the work force in order to off set the cost of achieving a chubby.

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seniors in love

admin — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:35:41 +0000

It’s a moon-lit night and you’re alone with your best girl. Suddenly your eyes lock, and slowly, your lips move ever closer. Before you know it your mouths lock, and your tongues begin furiously probing each others oral cavities. All of the sudden the passion-soaked moment comes to and abrupt end when you realize….Your bargain brand denture adhesive has failed you.

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feeding the squirrels cartoon

admin — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:31:22 +0000

It’s a sunny spring day at the park. A sweet old lady is trying to coax a timid little squirrel over with a peanut. He slowly and cautiously makes his way towards her, all the while in complete awareness of his surroundings. Every muscle in his tiny body is tensed and ready for a hasty retreat just in case. Eventually the little granny gains his trust, and the little creature plucks the peanut from her hand. The little fellow then scampers up the nearest tree with his yummy treasure. Warms the heart doesn’t it?

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Bored old people cartoon

admin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:10:05 +0000

There is nothing more dangerous than a bored senior. We as a society need to be more involved with our elderly parents and grandparents. Elderly people with nothing to do, and no place to go, will find ways to fill their time. Bored and neglected seniors looking to fit in, will often fall in with the wrong crowd, leading them down the path to trouble. So talk to your elderly loved one. Ask them what they are up to and get to know their friends. Become involved. Volunteer at a nursing home. It’s up to you to do your part because the cost of an idle old person is more than any community can afford.

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teen bashing cartoon

admin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:54 +0000

If there’s one segment of society that old people hate it’s teenagers. It’s almost like they purposely enjoy taunting the elderly with their youthful vitality. It’s like… “Hey look at me, I’m young and exuberant. I can eat an apple without worrying about my false teeth falling out.” Damn those menacing teenagers…damn them all to hell!!

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Grandma shopping

admin — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:45 +0000

I ask you…Is there anything sweeter than watching a little old lady in the meat department shopping for a Sunday roast? Pinching, squeezing, tweaking until, Alas!… she finds the perfect cut. I don’t know about you but just the thought of it warms my heart. It just doesn’t get any more Norman Rockwell than that….(sigh)

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Working with the Elderly

admin — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:55:24 +0000

To all you young people thinking of a career in Geriatrics. Think hard on it. Think very very hard. Working with the elderly is a lot more challenging than most people realize. It takes a special kind of person to be able to wipe the arse of a 90 year old man. So before you sign on for duty in a nursing home, be sure to consider the above.

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