Billy’s first venture was a lemon-aid stand, but after a week of slow sales, he decided to do a little market research.

Turns out that the average age in his neighborhood was 70 years old because of the retirement home on his block. This being the case it only made sense to offer a service targetted towards the local demographic. 

Need a new hip but can’t afford hip replacement surgury? Now there’s a low cost alternative called Jiffy Hip!

No need to spend the grandchildren’s inheritance on a new hip when you refurbish your old hip at a fraction of the cost.

Jiffy Hip …We’ll screw you every time!

Compulsive behavior is not just for the young. In fact many seniors suffer from various forms of this frustrating and often debilitating condition including….

- Chronic Complaining
- Denture sucking
- repetitive story telling
- uncontrolled flatulence
- over observation of juvenile growth
(or myhowyou’vegrownitus)

The next time your elderly loved one pinches your cheek, or tells you the same boring story, they’ve told you a thousand times before, be patient and try to remember that it’s a condition of which they have no control over.