The ratio in a retirement home is 2 women for every man. It’s no wonder elderly ladies will often fight over the new guy.

To all you young people thinking of a career in Geriatrics. Think hard on it. Think very very hard. Working with the elderly is a lot more challenging than most people realize. It takes a special kind of person to be able to wipe the arse of a 90 year old man. So before you sign on for duty in a nursing home, be sure to consider the above.