Loose dentures can create some very embarrasing situations. Especially when you’re out on a hot date… as depicted in this cartoon.

You need a denture adhesive with holding power. Don’t just trust the advertisments, do your own research. Buy a few different brands and  test them out one by one to see which one has the best holding power.

Here’s an sure-fire way to test your dentures.
Sitting in your wheel chair or scooter, hold firmly on to the arm rest or handle bars. Latch on to the first ass that walks by with your teeth. The subject should flee in pain and terror. If your teeth separate from the rest of your body, the denture cream used is no good. However, if you are taken on a wild ride behind the screaming subject, the denture cream is a keeper.

Elderly women don’t buy bras. Well, maybe some do, but usually when a lady reaches a certain age, and the effects of gravity sets in, a bra just doesn’t do it anymore. Once they hit a certain age, most old ladies seek out alternate ways of supporting thier breasts. Like the grandma shopping with her grandaughter in this cartoon.

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Jiffy Hip …We’ll screw you every time!