The ratio in a retirement home is 2 women for every man. It’s no wonder elderly ladies will often fight over the new guy.

The best fruit hangs on the top branches, and only one of these thugs have the means of reaching that high. Yep, you guessed it, it’s the bird and he’s headin’ to San Quentin.

Just because you’re old and wrinkly doesn’t mean you can’t be cool like the rebel grandma featured here.  From the bun on her head, down through her sexy gams… this is one cool senior.