Who says life after rock and roll can’t be fun? Just ask ex rocker and senior citizen Gene Simmons of the famous rock band, Kiss. The Kiss alumnist is shown here playing jump rope with his gran daughters. His now saggy, and warn out tongue which once drove groupies wild with desire, is now stretched out, and limp. Making it perfect for an afternoon game of jump rope.

If there’s one segment of society that old people hate it’s teenagers. It’s almost like they purposely enjoy taunting the elderly with their youthful vitality. It’s like… “Hey look at me, I’m young and exuberant. I can eat an apple without worrying about my false teeth falling out.” Damn those menacing teenagers…damn them all to hell!!