Compulsive behavior is not just for the young. In fact many seniors suffer from various forms of this frustrating and often debilitating condition including….

- Chronic Complaining
- Denture sucking
- repetitive story telling
- uncontrolled flatulence
- over observation of juvenile growth
(or myhowyou’vegrownitus)

The next time your elderly loved one pinches your cheek, or tells you the same boring story, they’ve told you a thousand times before, be patient and try to remember that it’s a condition of which they have no control over.

It’s a moon-lit night and you’re alone with your best girl. Suddenly your eyes lock, and slowly, your lips move ever closer. Before you know it your mouths lock, and your  tongues begin furiously probing each others oral cavities. All of the sudden the passion-soaked moment comes to and abrupt end when you realize….Your bargain brand denture adhesive has failed you.